Flirty Footless Tights For Men

These tights are perfect for men who want to enjoy the feeling of wearing lingerie under their clothing, but don't want to risk exposure. Footless tights are not visible under most men's attire, and there is no chance that a flash of nylon between the top of your shoe and the end of your pants will give the game away. Here is a small selection of footless tights to delight and inspire.

From the now famous SPANX, these tights will not only feel good and look good on your body, but they'll make your body look good when you wear them too! Enjoy the fitted feel of the nylon which covers hips and the lower part of your torso, and admire the delicate vintage lace pattern which wends its way down to mid calf.

The ultimate in hosiery luxury, as usual, comes from Wolford. Made in Austria, these lace inspired and lace trimmed opaque tights are designed to flatter the average figure. In fashion speak, that means someone who only threw up one of their three meals a day. I jest of course, Wolford is well known for making comfortable and thoroughly flattering hosiery. Their reputation comes from a dedication to quality which starts with quality fabrics and ends with hundreds of thousands of happy customers.

Also by Wolford are the Ballerina Capri tights, similar to the velvet tights, save for a cute lace up design which wraps around the calves. What man who wears lingerie hasn't secretly wanted to be a pretty ballerina? Good news guys, these tights also come in pink (referred to as 'parfait', because short words are for barbarians), and white to match your other lingerie, or that petticoat you've been meaning to wear.

I don't know who Sara Blakely is, but I do know that she would beg to differ with Sir Mix A Lot when it came to big butts. These footless tights aren't just a vision of opaque black nylon, they are also butt minimizing, for the lad or lady with a little too much junk in the trunk. It's not just the butt Sara goes after with these tights though, say goodbye to lumpy thighs, a bulgy tummy and ripply hips. Of course, many of you men who wear stockings are lucky enough not to have that sort of problem, your masculine muscular physiques know nothing of the heartbreak of cellulite. In that case, I invite you to observe how great these tights look with a pair of high heels. Classy. Very classy.