Greige Stealthy Seasonal Nail Color For Men
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OPI MUPPETS HOLIDAY 2011 collection Glitter, Neutral & Red Variety Nail Polish
Current Bid: $7.90
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OPI Nail Polish Get Me To the Taj On Time NL I48 Brand New! Neutral! HTF!!
Current Bid: $3.90
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OPI MUPPETS HOLIDAY 2011 collection Glitter, Neutral & Red Variety Nail Polish
Current Bid: $7.90
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OPI MUPPETS HOLIDAY 2011 collection Glitter, Neutral & Red Variety Nail Polish
Current Bid: $7.90
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OPI MUPPETS HOLIDAY 2011 collection Glitter, Neutral & Red Variety Nail Polish
Current Bid: $7.90
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OPI MUPPETS HOLIDAY 2011 collection Glitter, Neutral & Red Variety Nail Polish
Current Bid: $7.90
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I've taken this article from what was originally a post specifically
for women. When I say I've taken it, I don't mean I've taken it at all,
I mean I read something briefly and then went off on a wild tangent so
loosely connected with the original that they may as well not be
written in the same language, except for the fact that they both deal
with nail color.
Anyway, what's apparently going to be quite
hot this fall, or spring, depending which hemisphere you happen to be
in, are neutral nail colors - otherwise known as 'Greige'. That means
beige people, and gray, and if you really must push your luck, a
natural pink barely discernible from your natural nail color may be
tolerated if you're lucky.
The brilliant thing about 'neutral'
trends, is that they're really just fashion's way of saying 'do
nothing, but give us money for products anyway.'
Gray nails were
advocated up there, you read that correctly, although I couldn't really
in good conscience recommend gray nail polish unless you happen to be
reenacting what it might be like to live in a post 'event' monochrome
world, where we all wear tailored dark suits and swear allegiance to
wide screen televisions that only display images of our dear leader
fighting octopuses and wrestling polar bears. Gray is not a color that
flatters anyone. Why? Because it is the color of age and decay. It is
the color (or rather the lack of color) that indicates ill health.
You'll never see a gray foundation, will you? (No, they'll call it
'silver' and make you pretend you live in outer space, if that ever
happens.)
Anyway, neutral nail colors are perfect for men who
want to experiment with a little light color without drawing undue
attention to themselves. Light pinks and beiges and creams can all work
to your advantage this season.
If you don't want it to be too
obvious that you're wearing nail polish, apply just a single coat. Most
nail polishes require two, or even three coats to give that shiny
opaque look that we see so often in the moving pictures and on the
hands of the fashionable ladies. A single coat of nail polish is the
polish equivalent of a super sheer pair of stockings. It's there, but
it's very difficult for anyone else to verify its existence.
So
go forth chaps and polish your nails. Flaunt your gleaming digits under
pale fluorescent lights and revel in the knowledge that you are men
amongst nail care gods! Do not go quietly into the night, go with a
pale pink hue, humming anthems of war.
Want more information? Here's a review of 'Greige Nail Polishes' that might tempt your fancy.