How To Get Your Husband / Boyfriend To Stop Looking At Other Women

One of the complaints women often have about the men in their lives is that they tend to have a wandering eye, as in, they look at other women, and obviously, because they are looking at them, they are probably fantasizing about them. Most, if not all men look at the women they come across in their day to day activities. You can see them doing it, their beady little eyes tracking women throughout the workplace, across the park, up the escalator, into the doctor's office. They're completely incorrigible! Why, some men even make eye contact with other women and go so far as to speak to them.

Though women have been unsuccessful thus far in ridding men of these behaviors, it is important that we take a more aggressive approach to this matter. If you can't control a man's eyes and a man's imagination, then you're really little more than an automated dinner making, towel cleaning serf whose only purpose in life is to remind him that it's not actually washed just because you ran it under the hot tap (that's faucet, for you Americans.)

Of course, some men resist the idea that once they have formed a romantic attachment with one woman they should then lose appreciation for all other women in the world. Those men might compare this to the idea that once you have seen the Mona Lisa, all other art is, by definition, worthless rubbish that should be destroyed immediately.

They might say that if we took the attitude that some women have on their husbands and boyfriends thinking other women are attractive to other facets of life, we would have only one piece of art in the world. We have the Sistine Chapel, so there is certainly no need to have any other art. We should just burn and bulldoze the Louvre, then build a shoe store on it's smoldering remains, one that only sells one kind of shoes in one color.

Ladies, please don't listen to this sort of logic, it is ugly and sure to clash with your favorite dress.

Here are a few ways to control your man:

Man Blinkers

All men in relationships could be issued with man blinkers. These would be worn when outside the house and would have an image of the wife or girlfriend painted on the inside of them. When a man is wearing his man blinkers, you know that he is only able to think of you, wonderful, controlling, obsessive and insecure you.

Scent Marking

Dogs and cats do it all the time, and though we humans often mark our life partners with gold bands, sometimes we haven't had a chance to tag our male partner before he goes out into the wild. Why not rub your scent all over your man, marking him as being part of your territory. If another female gets too close, defend your territory by spitting and scratching at her. I've heard men find feral women very attractive.

Pavlovian Conditioning

Show him a series of pictures, several of yourself, and several of other women, (those who he might find attractive, but who you know are simply harlots.) Each time a picture of another woman comes up, tazer him. Within a few weeks of this treatment he will curl up into a ball and cry when he sees another woman. Mission complete!